My GF is on Myspace 24/7! I have an idea...

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Stan_theman_Smith
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:24 am    Post subject: My GF is on Myspace 24/7! I have an idea... Reply with quote
Is there any way to configure dd-wrt to make it take a long time to load *everything* in the Myspace domain? If I just block the domain, she will know something is up and be pissed. But if it just took a frusteratingly long time to load every time she clicks on something, it would take too long to get anywhere, and she would quit. Maybe I could make it cache everything from myspace before it forwarded it to my computer? That might work because the memory is slow on the router? I have a wrt54gs connected to my internet, which is ppp-oe. I then connect my computers to it, and it gives them a DHCP IP and they have internet. My GF is not that computer savvy, she would think it is the myspace servers causing the problems. Thank you all for your time and/or input, I need my Girlfriend back!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
this could be one of the best uses of the router.. ever...

if only the router could filter out anything containg the words "spears", "lohan", and "hilton"...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
007consulting wrote:
but the real answer is not technical
have you ever dealt with a woman before Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Stan_theman_Smith
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
It is not that she has nothing else to do, she just won't bother to find anything esle to do, because she is *always* busy sending a reply, which gets a reply, so she needs to reply, and the vicious cycle continues....

I really need a domain specific solution, as constant bittorrent just to hog her bandwidth will ruin my relationship w/ my isp.... That, and I can't just slow down her port, because all my computers are on the same switch which has the uplink going to one port on the router, I ran the cable before I put the drywall up.


ps, where is a page explaining HSFC? I can't seem to find one...

Quake 3 (or a similier game) had a way to introduce lag so if you were server and everyone else was modem at like 400 ping, you could turn your ping up to 400. I just want to turn myspace's ping up to like 1800, with a 1 in 4 chance of a timeout when posting a message... that would get her off and stop wasting so much of her time
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
You can make it work 2 seconds and not work the other 10 seconds. Try this:
Code:
cat -> myspc
while [ 1 ]
do
iptables -I FORWARD -d 216.178.32.0/20 -j DROP
sleep 10
iptables -D FORWARD -d 216.178.32.0/20 -j DROP
sleep 2
done

click Ctrl + C

Code:

chmod a+x myspc
./myspc &

See how ot goes. You can play with timings as much as you want.


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soulstace
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol u3gyxap, that's genious!

And sure to cause a headache :/

Now just hope she doesn't dump you for another guy with properly working myspace! Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Now...to really drive her nuts...is there a way to slow it down gradually....something that would make it slow to a crawl after 15 minutes....then she would be engrossed in something when it starts slowing down. The frustration level would double exponentially compared to an immediate slowdown.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lay down the LAW man! Who wears the pants in this relationship anyway? Laughing

Be sure to let us know how that works for you..

Or, give her something more interesting to play with than myspace


cheers!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Stan_theman_Smith
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
OK guys, thanks for the help!

u3gyxap, excellent theory! I assume 216.178.32.0/20 is myspace, so this code only affects myspace traffic?


I think I remember where to do this code at, it has been a long time since I played with my wrt. (over a year of only power-cycles to provide uptime!) I forgot my password over a year ago, but since it still works, I haven't bothered to fix it... My plan is to follow de-brick instructions, to reset to factory so I can actually get in and upload the latest binary.

I am gonna re-flash, then implement u3gyxap's method. I will be sure to let you guys know, I can't wait to get my girlfriend back!

PS: What do -I and -D do?

Edit: Insert and delete!, nm


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gene
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Glen_S wrote:
Lay down the LAW man! Who wears the pants in this relationship anyway? Laughing

Be sure to let us know how that works for you..

Or, give her something more interesting to play with than myspace


cheers!


Yea, I'd like to know how that goes down too, LOL
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think this is hilarious!!

I am looking around the web for the gag that allows you to choose a web site and make it flip everything upside down whenever you go there...

Maybe turn all of the text into "dislexic mode" with all of the sentences reading backwards and all of the pictures upside down on the page...

Good luck with that!! I will keep an eye on this one... Good clean fun...

wo-fo
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